The life span of a three liter bottle of Jack Daniel’s in the hands of two college guys is ten days, assuming they leave it alone for five or six of those days and have a little help (and by little help, I mean a few shots, not a significant contribution).
We had a good run, and while I grieve our loss, I like to think I’ll remember the good times.
On the other hand, we’ve got a bitchin fish tank now. I want to go to the pet store some time this week and get me a Beta to live in there. I’d like to name him Jack or Coke, but I can hardly steal FN’s pet names. I just can’t think of anything more appropriate.
(PS - I know I look like a blind retard mourning the loss of an ice cream cone, but it’s REALLY hard to look sad, look at the empty bottle, AND aim the camera at the same time.)
Tags: bp, College, jack_daniels
You know you’re an alcoholic when…
You know you’re an alcoholic when…
You do the math: 3L / 10D = 3/10 LperD (3/10 LperD) / 2 = 3/20 LperD each
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You do the math: 3L / 10D = 3/10 LperD (3/10 LperD) / 2 = 3/20 LperD each
(<3 google) (3/20) of (1 liter) = 150 milliliters 1 US pint = 473.176475 milliliters
So after doing extreme math, You know your an alcoholic when: You do the math to figure out you and your buddy each drank, an average, of a third a pint of whiskey per night, for the past 10 days.