Eric: research papers suck ass
Me: yup
Me: thankfully, I haven’t had to do one since high school
Me: “This is good practice!” they said.
Eric: really
Me: “You’ll have to do a lot of these in college!” they warned.
Eric: why havent you
Me: “Bullshit!” said I!
Me: And I was right and there was sunshine and puppies
Eric: oooh
Eric: puppies