Things I Wish I Could Do

Thursday, July 19th, 2007 at 10:03 pm
  • Play guitar/bass/drums/fiddle/tuba/xylophone or sing, so I could be in a band
  • Write well enough to do it full time
  • Live off a trust fund/lottery winnings
  • Fly like Superman
  • Keira Knightely

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5 Responses to “Things I Wish I Could Do”

  1. dirtntrees Says:

    Kiera Knightly, while hot, is uuber thin, and uses falsies in numerous films. You’d break the poor girl! (posted on LiveJournal)

  2. Brock Says:

    Holy shit - I can’t tell you how hilarious that is to me. I’ve often said, "I don’t want a super-skinny chick, because I’d break her like a twig" - it’s good to hear that you think the same way I do. (posted on LiveJournal)

  3. dirtntrees Says:

    What’s the best thing about bangin a girl who’s 90 pounds soaking wet?

    Hearin her hip bones pop.

    POP POP</i> (posted on LiveJournal)

  4. Jym Ferrier Says:

    I just want to retire and sit in a garage, tinkering with broken things. Maybe get good at golf too.

    Damn lottery “investment” not paying off yet…

  5. Dave Says:
    • Keira Knightely

    I LOLed. Superb setup sir.