Make Yourself Comfortable!

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007 at 11:46 am

I think I need to be less friendly. Someone knocked on the door of the bathroom I was just in, and my immediate response was, “Come on in!”

It was on the way to my mouth when I realized, You can’t say that! They’ll come in! So I thought, Just keep yer trap shut.

And then I realized, You can’t do that! They’ll come in! But then I couldn’t remember what you were supposed to say when you were in the bathroom and didn’t want someone else coming in. And then I started to panic because, while I was sorting this all through, enough time had passed that they probably would have assumed it was unoccupied. And thinking about that kept me from remembering what I was supposed to say, which just made me panic more.

It was an awkward moment for me. In the end, I settled on “Taken!” and finished my business all by me onesies. Just in case it happens again, though, I’m going to start practicing being an asshole.

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6 Responses to “Make Yourself Comfortable!”

  1. singingmollusk Says:

    I was already agreeing with you at the first sentence, as it would pertain to myself.

    However, I then kept reading after that first sentence……….

    ………………. riiiiiiiiiiight.

    ;D (posted on LiveJournal)

  2. j3llybellybean Says:

    I say "I’m in here". To strangers…

    "it’s full" works good though. as well as Taken (posted on LiveJournal)

  3. penguin_hunter Says:

    I think come on in is kinda funny, lol (posted on LiveJournal)

  4. Dave Says:

    I always do the loud throat clear when someone enters the area and then if they actually hit the door is a loud yell of “Occupied!”

  5. Brock Says:

    Dave - single shooter! It would be easier in a stall, but it has a real door and everything.

  6. beedow Says:

    i always say, “Just a minute!” but I think I might start using a variation on “it’s full.”

    I’m full. You’re full. We’re full up in here. It’s bloody full in here, mate.