Posts Tagged ‘Alcohol’

NaDruWriNi 2006 Is A Go

Friday, October 20th, 2006 at 9:31 pm

Thanks to Miss Hannah, I’ve learned that Brittanie has made a post concerning NaDruWriNi, which is good because now I don’t have to worry about it, and I wasn’t entirely clear on the rules as it was, not that I’ll be following them anyhow, but that bit’s beside the point.

The point, of course, is that I’ll be falling-down drunk on Saturday, November 4th, and I’ll be sharing it with all of you. I won’t be doing any real writing, to be sure - I can barely handle that when I’m sober, even if I don’t do as much of it as I’d like. No no, good people, you’ll be getting the grittiest, tritest, unfiltered-est crap that wanders haphazardly into the path of my train of thought, and very little of it is likely to make sense even to me, unless I stumble on some nugget of staggering genius regarding the existence of thought and humanity, in which case I hope I can draw a meaningful picture that will make sense in the morning.

I encourage you all to join me. For you locals, I’ll probably begin the evening with a few mixed drinks here at my place, then head down to the pub for a few pints (this part will hopefully feature notes scribbled furiously in my Moleskine), then stumble back here again, where I can be left alone while I beg the room to just sit still for a damn minute so I can find the pisser. Surely, it will be an evening to remember.

PS: I’ve had a couple of Jack & Coke’s this evening. Not only do I participate in NaDruWriNi, I even practice weeks beforehand. That’s how dedicated I am.

We’re Out Of Bailey’s

Wednesday, January 4th, 2006 at 9:25 pm

Dear Google,

Where’s the nearest liquor store? On Glebe, you say? Gee whiz, that’s within stumbling distance! I won’t even have to go looking for it before the weekend hits!

Thanks Google!

Heart, Brock

Tech Support for Drinkers

Friday, September 9th, 2005 at 1:58 am

When the computer won’t boot, take one drink.

When the computer doesn’t make it past POST, take two drinks.

When the new motherboard you buy doesn’t fit in the case, take a couple more drinks.

When the next motherboard you buy has a no-return policy, cross your fingers and do a few shots.

When it works on the first try, cry a little bit and move your drink away from the open case.