BrockLi Soup

Procure tandem bike. Ride it alone with a “If you can read this, the bitch fell off” t-shirt.

Credit to Aaron Franklin for that one.

Obviously, East Coast Bike Tour 2006 isn’t going to happen in the next two weeks. But! I can plan for the coming year, can’t I? As such, I’ve made bigger and better and more awesome plans for next year’s road trip. This means, of course, that I need to find me a bike with saddle bags sometime in the next eight months or so, except I don’t have any money.

Donations always accepted, of course.

I just spent 20 minutes riding hard on the bike at the gym, and then I came home and poured myself a tall glass of vitamin-rich orange juice.

Then I looked at the side of the carton and saw that my healthy glass of OJ contained more calories than the bike claimed I burned while I was there.

That’s kinda depressing.