BrockLi Soup

I’m drinking kittie wine, but it’s OK because I’m using my Turtles mug.

Jym and I have been going back and forth over who’s a bigger redneck. My argument has always been that he’s a candy ass because he drinks wine.

Well, after giving him plenty of shit, I figured I may as well try the stuff. I’ve had a few wines, but nothing I’ve ever liked. In last week’s mad shuffle, two unopened bottles of wine made their way into our liquor shelf, so I thought they’d make a decent start. One was a white zinfandel, which was OK, and the other a shiraz, which sucked.

Apparently two half-glasses of wine refutes my entire argument against Jym, despite the fact that he’s been on A GODDAMN WINE TOUR.

Candy ass.

At any rate, there’s incriminating evidence.